NEVER Trust a Magazine

Yesterday I tried on my Bathing Suit

for the first time this season..

I only have ONE word to say about that

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!

Then while I was in line at Wal-Mart

(looking at all the magazines)

I quickly realized that I am

sooooooooooooooooooooooo GLAD

that I am not famous

and people aren't snapping pictures of me in my bathing suit

and putting them on the covers on magazines.

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So... I though I'd do a little demo

to show all of us REAL women

who hate our cellulite .... but learn to live with it

THAT... all those PERFECT women on the pages

of the magazines we all read

ARE NOT REAL !!!!
I quickly did these in Photoshop CS3 to show you

NEVER TRUST A MAGAZINE !!!!

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IIn the above photo...

I made myself about 8 months prego

with a little J-Lo booty

using the Bloat Tool in Liquify Filters

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Then I went the opposite route and gave

myself a slight starved look with some

Pamela Anderson BOOBS..

Notice I even added some bigger boobies to my assistant.
I also did this in Liquify using the move tool

and the Pucker tool.

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Here is the original picture...

Scroll back up and see what can be done

in about 2 minutes...

So.... the next time you see some poor

Celebrity whose butt they have plastered

all over the cover

showing how much weight she's packed on.....

DON'T BELIEVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

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Here's another quick example using the same

Liquify Filters....

This one is the straight out of the camera shot.
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Then I removed about 20 pounds.

From my legs, arms, waist, and hips.
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Then I added about 20 pounds
to all the same places ...
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So... women of the world.....
GIVE Yourselves A BREAK...
There isn't one person out there who is perfect.
Yes their butts may be tighter or smaller...
but I can promise you that
IF they are in a magazine
they've been airbrushed and LIQUIFIED...
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May we stop comparing ourselves
to things that
DON'T even Exist.